dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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(Source: marypoppinthatpussy)

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

supnikita:

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

jayywhizzle:

espressonist:

rejennerate:

superwholock-ismy-design:

rainbow-femme:

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

John Green

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john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

Thank you

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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