echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

stability:

"are u left handed or right handed?"

im 

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gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

this was me at the panic concert.

(Source: tragicalien)

childservices:

do you ever listen to Rihanna and find your panties hanging on a lamp but don’t know how

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn)

hartbig-and-bowties:

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

Bologna

lasagna