bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

gryfindortower:

fizzy-fozzy:

omgbestusernameever:

allyouneedislove-andacat:

sherlielocks:

jotunss:

unnnie:

captaintimber:

fayalice:

dawnoakley:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

myspace

crocs

First piece of bread in a loaf.

Will Smith’s second son

Wait he has a second son?

imagethis is what comes up when you google will smith’s children

(Source: lydia-martins)

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart)

heart said:

what happened to your other blog


unpopuler:

Well let me start with I was terminated, I have no idea why tumblr terminated me. I got no email, no warning and no reason as why this happened to me. It hurts me a lot because I never do anything wrong! I worked so hard on my blog, it meant so much to me. Its not just a blog it has memories of things ive done, of my friends online, it has all my followers messages and all the people that I loved and kept me happy everyday and now its just all GONE. I know that for a fact this wasn’t my fault and its sad that just because someone reported me with a lie that tumblr wouldn’t double check and just terminate me. Its not even my old followercount that I miss its just the lovely followers that i miss, I loved them all so much and now i feel as ive lost my whole family. Just in case you dont know who I am, Im luis and I was tumblr user matchless I had nearly 100K lovely followers. i was a photo blog before but ive decided to be a humor one now, but that doesn’t mean ive changed im still luis and i still love you all out there so if your a old followers or a new I still love you <3 Here is a picture of me :) image


rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

image

(Source: rainbowsnowflakekittens)

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

urtube:

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

That and KFC